@CharlieSheen nationalpost: The best quotes from Charlie Sheen’s Today Show & ABC appearances (Photo: ABC News/Reuters)On being on drugs:“I am on a drug. It’s called Charlie Sheen. It’s not available. If you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.”On how he avoids relapsing:“I just don’t do it. I will not believe that if I do something then I have to follow a certain path because it was written for normal people. People who aren’t special. People who don’t have tiger blood and Adonis DNA.”On himself:“I’m tired of pretending I’m not a total bitchin’ rock star from Mars.”

@CharlieSheen nationalpost: The best quotes from Charlie Sheen’s Today Show & ABC appearances (Photo: ABC News/Reuters)

On being on drugs:
“I am on a drug. It’s called Charlie Sheen. It’s not available. If you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.”

On how he avoids relapsing:
“I just don’t do it. I will not believe that if I do something then I have to follow a certain path because it was written for normal people. People who aren’t special. People who don’t have tiger blood and Adonis DNA.”

On himself:
“I’m tired of pretending I’m not a total bitchin’ rock star from Mars.”

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    That motherfucker is CRAZY.
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    i found it hilarious that he called his anger and hate, passion. let me hit you baby. just to show you my passion for...
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    Wow. Just wow.
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    This just makes me sad. I’ve met people who sounded like this. They’re all manic-depressive and I’m usually restraining...
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    charlie sheen is a crazy person.
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    Ahh Charlie Sheen!
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